Diary Entry - 55
The best thing about living in England is the internet connection which lets you download gigabytes in less than half an hour. This would have taken a few months in India but even this is slow for the Dutch guy who lives in my flat. He is used to speeds faster than the time it takes to start his computers. Anyway this post was meant to be a post on what I liked about England and the internet speed sort of concluded everything I liked about this country. That’s quite a lot I know, so I thought I should write a short post on what I do not like about this country.
When I went to McDonalds India with my dad he found the price
(90Rs), outrageous for a single burger. Turns out that you can have a full
course meal in a place like Saravana Bhavan for the same amount of money. But
none the less a burger along with a coke and french fries was enough to leave
me burping. Having a burger in McDonalds here in England is guaranteed to leave
you more hungry. When I placed an order for a regular McChicken Burger meal they
gave me a burger which was the size of a large Vada. I stared at the burger for
quite sometime because I thought they were playing a april fools prank on me in
March. They sadly weren’t and the £4.99 Pounds I paid for the meal give me a
vague feeling that I was being ripped off. These kinds of things make me love
India a lot more because that day I went home and liked McDonald India’s facebook
page.
The best thing about living in England is the internet connection which lets you download gigabytes in less than half an hour. This would have taken a few months in India but even this is slow for the Dutch guy who lives in my flat. He is used to speeds faster than the time it takes to start his computers. Anyway this post was meant to be a post on what I liked about England and the internet speed sort of concluded everything I liked about this country. That’s quite a lot I know, so I thought I should write a short post on what I do not like about this country.
Size of The Burgers
When I went to McDonalds India with my dad he found the price
(90Rs), outrageous for a single burger. Turns out that you can have a full
course meal in a place like Saravana Bhavan for the same amount of money. But
none the less a burger along with a coke and french fries was enough to leave
me burping. Having a burger in McDonalds here in England is guaranteed to leave
you more hungry. When I placed an order for a regular McChicken Burger meal they
gave me a burger which was the size of a large Vada. I stared at the burger for
quite sometime because I thought they were playing a april fools prank on me in
March. They sadly weren’t and the £4.99 Pounds I paid for the meal give me a
vague feeling that I was being ripped off. These kinds of things make me love
India a lot more because that day I went home and liked McDonald India’s facebook
page.
The Bathrooms
In most
cold countries, you will find a cold valve and hot valve in your tap and you
can turn it and set it to the right amounts to get the water at the right
temperature. In the UK the two valves are on separate taps. One tap gives you boiling
hot steaming water which will burn your fingers. The other tap is so cold, it
freezes your hand. So if you want to wash your hands in England you have to
burn and freeze your hands alternatively. The English have had this plumbing
system for so long that it makes me think my history teacher was a cold liar
for telling me that these smart people were once the most powerful nation in
the world.
The Weather
The weather
is the other thing in the UK. You never see the sun. If you were a vampire you
could walk in the day light without any fear of evaporating or glittering or
whatever happens to vampires these days. It is always raining and trust me you
will not be writing poems about how beautiful it is. Life becomes so painful
when it drizzles. Breathing and walking becomes excruciating. I am not
complaining though. The weather in Chennai is just the polar opposite. The sun
is so hot there that I think god is trying to make us all into Sheesh Kebabs
for his party.
