Diary Entry - 47
This is not a phone review. Well maybe it is, but not the kind you usually read. Often you hear users of the Nokia 1200, basic phone tell you how awesome their phone is. I am one of those people. But the time came when I had to leave the country and I faced tremendous pressure from my friends to get a new phone. My pathetic old phone did not have whatsapp they said.
This is not a phone review. Well maybe it is, but not the kind you usually read. Often you hear users of the Nokia 1200, basic phone tell you how awesome their phone is. I am one of those people. But the time came when I had to leave the country and I faced tremendous pressure from my friends to get a new phone. My pathetic old phone did not have whatsapp they said.
See I loved my phone
for several reasons. Once when I came home from hostel, I forgot to take my
phone out of my bag. My darling mother has a habit of cleaning everything that
ventured outside the house. Washing is something she enjoys so much, that some
people in the family used to think she suffered from OCD. So when my perfectly clean
bag from hostel, entered the house, she HAD to clean it. I think in her haste
to clean my bag, she missed to see my poor phone which was inside. She rinsed
and soaked my bag, in water. Have you ever washed your phone with water? My
mother has washed mine with SURF EXCEL.
Eventually I ended up searching for my phone and found it in
my bag which was soaked in water. Needless to say I was angry with my mother
for being so careless. She had this weird smile which made me think, she wanted
to wash my phone ever since I first got it from the store. This is not the first
time. My head phones and USB cables has got washed before. Have I told you
about my laptops motherboard going bust after my mother decided to wipe it with a wet
cloth?
I should have been careful and I know some of you might be
wondering how the hell I forgot to take my phone out of my bag, in the first
place. It’s like forgetting my arm somewhere rite? Well when you are single and
when the only people who bother to call you are your parents, the probability
of you misplacing your phone is tripled. As for my phone which went through the
Surf Excel wash, it survived. If I could miniaturize people (people who tell
me my phone sucks) to the size of my mobile phone, and if I could soak them in Surf
Excel for more than an hour, I am pretty sure they will not make it out alive.
My phone however will come out a survivor.
When you own something as indestructible as my phone, you own
something that becomes part of your family heirloom. It is something you can pass
down to your great grandchildren. I now have a HTC. But you will still find me
proudly carrying my old phone around on certain days.
I know I haven’t written much in my blog for quite some time
now. I can give you several reasons as to why but why will you be bothered
rite? Well you should be. I am now part of the Illuminati and my spare time is
spent on making plans for world domination. I am currently undergoing secret training in the UK. However my blog is just as
important as world domination and so I have made a New Year resolution to write
every Sunday from today. God knows how long this will last but here is hoping
that this will be a productive year where the Narcissist will shine with all
his glory. Happy New Year.
Readers who
just read the last line of this blog post and comment happy new year below will
feel my fist.
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I know what you mean - the pain of having to give up a 1100 cannot be put into words.
ReplyDeleteWhen you do eventually dominate the world - make sure everyone has a 1100.
Lol yeah, you still in germany man?
DeleteHehehehe.. I had a nokia 1100 and oh the battery life was soo good.. Apart from battery life, it was scratch resistant and despite falling down often, it survived.. So i can imagine the joy of knowing your phone survived :D
ReplyDeleteAnd every Sunday.. Well I'll wait for those posts.
Maybe I'll try and comment every Sunday then.. Heheh ..
Happy New Year :D *I hope I don't get that fist* ;)
Happy new year. Yeah my Nokia's phone battery lasted for weeks. Nobody believes me though :(
DeleteYou certainly took your time coming back!
ReplyDeleteI had an unbreakable nokia as my first phone and i hated it.
Needless to say my annihation attempts never worked but after suffering my new fancy phone's nakhras i really miss my dabba phone!
Looking forward to the sunday posts.:-)
Cheerio!
Lol you cant break your nokia phone. If you wanted to get rid of it, you just say you lost it :D
DeleteI beat u there...i am still using my 5-year old Nokia 3110c. The pleas of all my frnds to take a new phone have fallen on my deaf ears...i am too attached to my oldie phone :/
ReplyDeleteLol I hope you have your phone long enough to pass it down to your grand children :D
DeleteA phone to be passed onto the grandchildren? I got a hunch that cellular technology might become obsolete by their times. Isn't Illuminati working on some of this stuff?
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year. Bring on the fist, I got my baseball glove on.
Lol yea we Illuminati are trying to perfect mind control :D
DeleteYour phone that lived took me down the memory lane to my own phone that still lives after braving the rains for over four hours on a fateful night(but I am saving that story for my own blog that is about to hit a patch of drought.
ReplyDeleteGood to see your phone back.
Thanks for stopping by Umashankar. :)
DeleteThanks goodness your mother did not put it into a machine to wash:; interesting to read.
ReplyDeleteYeah that would have made hell break lose :D
DeleteShine on with all your might!
ReplyDeletelol thanks
Deletegood read. we wish you stick to your resolution!
ReplyDeleteThanks mak
DeleteHe He... nothing like those sturdy Nokia phones, isnt it?
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year, yes.. but what is that "secret training" bit?
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I am in the UK now and some people dont know what I am doing here :D
DeleteEven I had a Nokia 3110 till now. Its speaker is now showing its age but i am unable to leave it....Happy to found so many my kind of people...he he
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